Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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