I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
