Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Come on in and take your pants off
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