and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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