So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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