It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
