I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Randomize
