Your tits are I can't wait for
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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