Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Blood and glitter go together right?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
