i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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