at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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