textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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