Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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