i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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