I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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