It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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