It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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