I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
the raccoons are back...
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