I heard we made out
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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