Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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