you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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