Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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