What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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