North Korea, Best Korea!
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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