don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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