Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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