I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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