wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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