why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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