So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you would pick up someone in the library
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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