he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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