Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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