So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
