i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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