If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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