oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
so much tequila, so little girl.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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