All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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