Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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