why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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