He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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