just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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