That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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