Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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