Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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