im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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