So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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