omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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