this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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