Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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