is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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